This Mustang has been ruined.

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/28/2014 at 14:06 • Filed to: Ugly Stang

Not because it's an automatic, come take a look at the interior.

Whoever owns this Stang at my dorm(I'm assuming a girl) thought it was a great idea to bejewel her steering wheel and shift lever...

Is this a thing now?? I've never seen it until now.

DISCUSSION (55)

Textured Soy Protein > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:08

You should leave a note on the windshield with your number.

NICE BEDAZZLED STEERING WHEEL.

DO YOU ALSO VAJAZZLE?

Manuél Ferrari > Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:09

X-D

CalzoneGolem > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:09

I'm ok with this.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:10

I'm making myself vomit in my head. I'll leave her a number to the closest Ford dealer and someone find me the number to a place where I can have my mind wiped of that last thing you mentioned....

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CalzoneGolem
08/28/2014 at 14:10

Elaborate.

Textured Soy Protein > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:11

But if she vajazzles, she will say, "Why yes I do, would you like to see?"

You just have to hope she doesn't turn out to be a heffalump.

CalzoneGolem > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:12

and add weight.

RazoE > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:12

Convertible V6 Mustangs were made for this. I'd be angry if it didn't have that crap.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:13

I really don't want to see that...*vomits some more*

And what's heffalump? dare I ask....

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CalzoneGolem
08/28/2014 at 14:14

I don't understand the good in this...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RazoE
08/28/2014 at 14:15

What are coupes made for then?

Textured Soy Protein > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:15

Why the metaphorical vomiting? The bedazzling goes on the outside .

A Heffalump is a type of fictional elephant in the Winnie the Pooh stories by A. A. Milne . Heffalumps are mentioned, but never appear, in Winnie-the-Pooh (1926) and The House at Pooh Corner (1928). Physically, they resemble elephants; Shepard 's illustration shows an Indian Elephant . They are later featured in the animated television series The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988–1991), followed by two animated films in 2005, Pooh's Heffalump Movie and Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie .

carcrasher88 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:17

Kinja'd!!!

Toaster alert!

CalzoneGolem > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:17

Her car is 27% more shiny!

Leadbull > Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:17

Oh, bother.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:18

I'm vomiting at the thought of Vajazzels. Heffalump doesn't sound so bad though. Why is heffalump bad?

CAR_IS_MI > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:19

Meet her.

Maybe she bejeweled her va-jay-jay too...

William Byrd > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:19

I wonder if she has vajazzles?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > carcrasher88
08/28/2014 at 14:19

I'm not getting the joke here unless there are cylons among us.

William Byrd > Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:19

Beat me to it, well done.

Textured Soy Protein > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:20

Calling a girl a heffalump is basically comparing her to an elephant. I.e. she is not small.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > William Byrd
08/28/2014 at 14:20

You're not the first person here to wonder about that.... -_-

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CAR_IS_MI
08/28/2014 at 14:21

ugh!!!! You're the third person to think that.....

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:21

Thank you for posting this

I needed some laughs and I got them!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 14:23

That's good. I think I'm gonna be sick with all of this vajazzeling nonsense.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:24

I think my imagination just self-destructed....

carcrasher88 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:24

Toaster. It's a term used on specific cars, including the Honda Element, Scion xB, Nissan Cube, and Kia Soul.

To an extent, the Fiat 500L, Chevrolet HHR, and Ford Flex could be considered Toasters, but they might be either too round or big to fit the common Toaster car characteristics.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > carcrasher88
08/28/2014 at 14:25

Ah. I gotcha now. :)

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:25

Stop letting it make you sick! Just imagine if the cutest girl ever drove a Porsche and liked you and the only thing weird about her was that she vajazzeled. Would you turn her down?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 14:26

YES!!!!

IM THAT SICK IN THE HEAD (O_0)

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:27

Why is it such a big deal?

Come to think of it I don't even know what it looks like. Never even seen a pic

carcrasher88 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:27

Yep.

Kinja'd!!!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:28

I used to know a guy who would do that...with stripper thongs...don't ask.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 14:29

Unfortunately I have; thanks to the news, never again...

Rickster3rd ¯\_()_/¯ > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:29

Unavailable for comment.....

Kinja'd!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > carcrasher88
08/28/2014 at 14:29

COME BACK HERE WITH MY TOAST!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/28/2014 at 14:31

I don't plan on asking, but I will question it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Rickster3rd ¯\_()_/¯
08/28/2014 at 14:31

Seeems legit.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:33

You know how everyone has a friend of questionable morals that is on the shady side, because..you know, that can sometime prove a helpful connection to have? It was that guy.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/28/2014 at 14:34

That guy....I know what you mean...

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/28/2014 at 14:40

I dunno if I will be able to stop myself from doing a search...